UNMITIGATED BULLSHIT

WE BACK Y’ALL. BEST NOT BE BULLSHITTIN OR WE GONNA GETCHA.

PISS ON THIS.

PISS ON THIS.

“Remember that shitty song by that shitty band 20 motherfuckin’ years ago?”

—David Cross

I’m serious folks.  People need to just stop having kids.

I’m serious folks.  People need to just stop having kids.

OH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

OH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

I usually just assume that everyone is an idiot, including myself. However, sometimes you run into a person that is just astoundingly FUCKING STUPID. When I saw this, I literally thought “Holy shit! You are one stupid bitch!”and anyone who likes “In The Air Tonight” is a fucking dunce. That is an awful song for awful people. 

I usually just assume that everyone is an idiot, including myself. However, sometimes you run into a person that is just astoundingly FUCKING STUPID. When I saw this, I literally thought “Holy shit! You are one stupid bitch!”



and anyone who likes “In The Air Tonight” is a fucking dunce. That is an awful song for awful people. 

I’m going to have to presume this a “joke,” so thanks for this very funny and definitely hilarious joke! 1000 Ha Ha’s, bro!

I’m going to have to presume this a “joke,” so thanks for this very funny and definitely hilarious joke! 1000 Ha Ha’s, bro!

Although I will say it is pretty commendable to attempt to grift strangers out of 2000 dollars so you can make a shitball chiptune “album” on your computer.

Okay, now look people—I know I can’t really expect a fucking Marvin cartoon to hold much merit. But if I just told you about this cartoon, would you think I was making it up? For this to be the punchline of a comic in the year of our lord 2011?

Okay, now look people—I know I can’t really expect a fucking Marvin cartoon to hold much merit. But if I just told you about this cartoon, would you think I was making it up? For this to be the punchline of a comic in the year of our lord 2011?

I don’t really need to post the OK Go/Muppets video

because we all know it’s pandering, awful, nostalgia-phile bullshit, right? We can all move on?

Thanks for this insight!

Thanks for this insight!

miguelofthedark:

More here.

so what you are saying is that the human body can bear up to 57 del (unit) of pain, whatever the fuck that means.

miguelofthedark:

More here.

so what you are saying is that the human body can bear up to 57 del (unit) of pain, whatever the fuck that means.

I hope all of these assholes have to pay legal fees forever and just get RUINED. 

I fucking hate when dipshit loser assholes actually have musical talent/skill and completely waste on on BULLSHIT like this. You people are fucking awful and make me want to hit things with a hammer.  If this is the best you can come up with, just give up.